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urulokid:

bemusedlybespectacled:

bemusedlybespectacled:

the real takeaway from both fyre festival and the cask of amontillado is that you can lure rich people anywhere by promising them exclusive access to an expensive luxury

#FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JA RULE (via @seshrat)

this is it, my favorite response to this post

the luxury tents are just a little further in the back

(via urulokid)

tumblhurgoyf:

gethporno:

erotic-yoddeling:

bemusedlybespectacled:

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

sonneillonv:

castiel-for-king:

maliwanhellfires:

just-shower-thoughts:

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

consider the coconut

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

#poptarts are a sandwich (@scowlowl)

relevant to recent happenings

(via perpetuallyfallingover)

just-shower-thoughts:

People watch John Wayne and Clint Eastwood movies and comment on how they were real men, but in reality they were grown men putting on costumes and pretending to be cowboys.